Is it still cooly ironic to drink Four Loko a second time? Probably not, but given that the drink is soon to be devoid of its caffeinated properties, I thought it would be worth a revisit. Also, I'm a few beers in this time, so we'll see how the Loko does its thing now.
2010: The "Cranberry Lemonade" is my flavor of choice this time, if only because the flavor made me chuckle.
2013: I noticed that Four Loko is based out of Lacrosse, WI. Way to poison our youth, Wisconsin!
2014: Opening the can now.
2015: The flavoring isn't as intense as the watermelon flavor I originally tasted, and the liquor isn't as prominent. We'll see as the night progresses.
2021: Also just found out that the idiot that shot his TV with a shotgun because Bristol Palin kept advancing in Dancing With the Stars is also from Wisconsin. Bad week for Wisconsinites.
2023: The liquor aftertaste is becoming more prominent.
2027: I think I've made a huge mistake - there's at least 70% of this left.
2037: I'm not the only one doing this, as this link illustrates, though - to be fair - this guy is a pussy, and -according to him - "young, dumb, and full of cum." I don't know what that means.
2044: That guy is 5.5 hours into it, two cans in, and is rambling drunk. This guy is a f'n lightweight.
2046: DUDE FELL ASLEEP. STARTED THE FOURTH AT THE EIGHT-HOUR MARK
2105: ...and we're done. Sure, I'm drunker than when I started, but as we can see, it's not that much worse than a couple of strong microbrews. The caffeine is a plus, though.
0245: ...and I just woke up. Maybe I drank it a little too fast. Also, quite thirsty. That guy is still a pussy, though.
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